Young lady. I have been married to the same woman for fifty years. Do you have any idea what it takes to keep a bedroom interesting for fifty years? I have done things, young woman. Things so unholy and bizarre that to make you comprehend merely what relation they bear to sex would take the entire length of your college career. Before my eyes, everything fair has been made foul, and everything foul made fair. The wicked has been turned good and the good turned wicked, and now... now the distinction seems dark and comic. The sacred has been profaned and resanctified only to be desecrated again and again and again and again. Nothing you could do to me now would even register as pleasure or pain.
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This quote was added March 10, 2012.