I have a tumor on my penis that has caused it to grow eight inches longer and 2 inches wider. It also causes me to get an erection at the drop of a hat. My doctor did a biopsy and, even though the results show that the tumor is not cancerous, he thinks we should remove the tumor "just to be on the safe side". He told me that the surgery had a 75% chance of leaving me impotent. I told that doctor to go piss up a rope.
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This quote was added September 20, 2007.