The Sacred Chao was trying to climb a tree. "Why are you climbing that tree?" said the Eagle with the arrow in its talons. "I want to eat some apples," the Sacred Chao replied. "Stupid Chao," said the eagle, "this is a cherry tree! There are no apples here to eat!" At that moment, Adam Weishaupt stepped out, proclaimed, "I cannot tell a lie," and began to chop away at the tree, while the Sacred Chao sat in its branches, eating the golden apples it had brought with it.
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This quote was added November 29, 2007.