Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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submitted by SylphofLight, April 27, 2014
Quoted by Albert Bigelow Paine, from Mark Twain: A Biography (1912) p. 724
This quote was added November 29, 2007.