Q: Where do babies come from? A: When people have sex, God cries. His tears fall to the ground and water the ashes of the dead. The tears and the ashes mix and form a soul, who lives in the ground. When a girl wearing a short skirt comes by, the soul sees its chance to be born and enters her womb. That's why girls who dress slutty always get pregnant.
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This quote was added January 24, 2009.