The perfect gun fires +5 magic silver adamantium bullets that are also swords. And they're poison. And ignore armor. Also, they keep flying around and hitting things after you've fired them.
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submitted by chaos, June 16, 2009
From Arafelis, parodying lyrics of the MC 900 Ft. Jesus song "Dali's Handgun", as well as fantasy role-playing games.
This quote was added July 13, 2008.