Okay, so there's a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yep, Christianity makes sense.
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submitted by chaos, October 2, 2011
The quote isn't from me, Tishums, but would it make you feel better if I told you that I spent two years learning to read the Old Testament in the original Hebrew, with one of my goals being making fun of Christianity more effectively?

submitted by Tishums, September 30, 2011
Maybe you should study religion before making an ignorant quote. None of that is true or makes sense. Study Christianity before making jokes, study anything you plan to make fun of.
This quote was added June 25, 2008.