I first moved to New York when I was 21 to be a dancer... but I broke my big toe, and then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the Peace Corps. So for the last 16 years, I've been raising my daughter all by myself. And then two weeks ago, she tells me that she is a bisexual and that she hates me more than any person on this planet. Now tell me how I can help you, please, because I am dying to make your dreams come true.
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submitted by laine, June 19, 2009
This quote was added November 29, 2007.