I am the very model of a modern esotericist, a seasoned astral traveler and an edifying exorcist, a sparkling star astrologer, a dead adroit necromancer, a dab hand as a palmist and a card as a Tarotmancer. I've folk tradition lineage both Celtic and Germanical; I've channelled Robert Heinlein and I've busted cults Satanical. Elusively mysterious in Eleusinian Mysteries, I've proven eighty-three percent of Velikovsky's histories. My patent aphrodisiacs would make a satyr hornier; I've manufactured unicorns in northern California. In short, in matters magical I'm manic as a terrorist; I am the very model of a modern esotericist! I am the very model of a modern esotericist. My mystic methodology's inherently empiricist; I've trod the Cretan labyrinth on pathways that I travel on; I won't deny the rumors that I ghostwrote Mists of Avalon. A truly great Great Riter and a master of tantrickery, I'm up the Shining Pathways til the Guardians are sick of me. I dazzle Neo-Pagans as I breakdance round the Wicca ring; and, miracle of miracles, I even stop them bickering! I've raised the ghost of Crowley in a Gnostic Mass invoking in Sumerian, Bavarian, Etruscan and Enochian. I'd sing another chorus, but I have to see my therapist; I am the very model of a modern esotericist!
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submitted by HAZYFRANKLIN, February 4, 2010
A direct quote from cosmic schumk numero uno.
This quote was added November 29, 2007.