I am not a man. I am not sure what I am, and that gives me great pain and alienates me for some reason. All I know is that I have abilities I do not understand or truly control, but manage to surface and exert themselves with the perfect timing necessary to win every battle, intimidate every foe, and always get my way. Putting a word to my exact nature would invariably limit my obscene powers, so I prefer to keep things vague so that I am never criticized. I hope that someday this will earn me some nice and tight pussy.
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This quote was added May 16, 2012.