Back up just a second: The Wiccans have guns?
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submitted by SylphofLight, April 16, 2016
From the American Voices section of Vol 43, Issue 17 of parody news website The Onion, written on April 27, 2007. The quotation is listed as being from systems analyst Werner Hansen, under the heading "Pentacle Allowed on Veterans' Tombstones".
This quote was added August 12, 2007.