Well, just you listen to me, Mr. so-called Theoretical Basis Tree, if women were meant to be wizards they'd be able to grow long white beards and she is not going to be a wizard, is that quite clear, wizardry is not the way to use magic, do you hear, it's nothing but lights and fire and meddling with power and she'll be having no part of it and good night to you.
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submitted by Fungor, June 27, 2009
Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites, 1987 Granny Weatherwax to Drum Billet in his current incarnation as an apple tree.
This quote was added September 1, 2007.