Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to ensure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.
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submitted by SylphofLight, October 18, 2016
'The Agnostic's Prayer', or 'Possibly Proper Death Litany', spoken by the character Madrak from 1969 science fiction novel Creatures of Light and Darkness by Robert Zelazny (May 13 1937-June 14 1995).
This quote was added October 25, 2008.