"I was horrified when I saw what someone had done to the statue of our beloved saviour," said Pat McCoy, Pastor of the Church. "I tried to pull off the penis, but it's really welded on tight. I also tried hammering it off, but it only bent the penis a little and attracted women who claim to like curved penises."
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This quote was added November 29, 2007.