Hey, Washington — you remember that dumb feature in "Reader's Digest"? "I am John's dot-dot-dot", whatever it was. "I Am John's Prostate." "I Am John's Kidneys." A different part of the body every month. You remember that? All those goddamn organs yakking and yakking, telling you their stories. Used to scare the living shit out of me. I imagined my own body talking to itself, maybe starting to sing in close harmony... Jesus, I'd wake in a cold sweat, even when I was already awake. If there's one thing worse than waking from sleep, it's waking from being awake.
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This quote was added November 29, 2007.