Hello. My name is Robert, and I'm sad. Excuse me while I go over here and eat this candy bar. There! Now I'm fat! I'm fat and I'm sad. I'm sad because I'm so fucking fat. And because of that faggot Morrissey out there, imitating me.
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submitted by chaos, May 10, 2010
Attributed to Robert Smith of The Cure by Joshua Hastert.
This quote was added November 29, 2007.