If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey, why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman, uh, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed".
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This quote was added December 28, 2011.