Forget those trivial inventions like fire, the wheel, the bow and arrow, the plow. Man didn't become truly civilized until Alex Bell uttered those immortal words, "Shit, Watson, I spilled acid all over my balls."
+3 Vote for this quoteVote against this quote 0
Tags: profane Appropriate+1Inappropriate
+ add attribution

submitted by chaos, May 5, 2010
Hildy, in John Varley's spectacularly excellent Steel Beach
This quote was added November 29, 2007.