The desert. Some garden spot this is. How many years we've been following this schmuck? "A burning bush talked to me, now we gotta go that way", he says. Schlepping with shrubbery, some prophet. It's fercockteh, is what it is. Now Pharoah, there was an honest man. Don't push the blocks, you get a whipping. Simple instructions, who couldn't follow that? We give it up to go foraging for water in the cactus, half the time I gotta spend pulling needles outta my tukhus. Lox and bagels every six months never sounded so good! Oy!
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This quote was added March 23, 2008.