In all the apartments in my building, people began to experience unusual phenomena: spontaneous, uncontrollable orgasms; visions of worlds folded into empty envelopes; astounding new ideas for leisure footwear. There were reports of bizarre dreams, all containing the word 'obviously'. Wine glasses rang and then cracked, paintings reversed into negative, people saw God and thought he looked 'kind of shifty'.
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This quote was added November 29, 2007.