If I had to choose between being a heart or a brain I'd definitely choose a heart because at least you'd do something. If you're a brain, at the end of the day all you're really at is settling for shitty situations.
I think with a few turquoise chips, a picture of John Wayne and three coats of shellac, it'd make a pretty good coffee table.
Some of you might feel sorry for this lamp. That is because you crazy. It is a lamp, it has no feelings, and the new one is much better.
I was shagging... with my darling... the night theeey were playing the bea-u-ti-ful Tenn-es-see waltz...