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Winona had a big brown beaver, and she stuck it up in the air. She said, 'I sure do love this big brown beaver, and I wish I did have a pair.'
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
I think I saw a flame ball shoot out of that guy's head and blow up my car.
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Euphoric corpses allow for no prophet.
Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he'd put tigers in them.
Trust Ivanova. Trust yourself. Anybody else, shoot 'em.
Your mom upside down is WOW.
All models are wrong. Some are useful.
This season, the heterosexual male is wearing tight, black leather.
I'm also very amused that my mental disorders are creeping you out.
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