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I'm sorry, I haven't gotten used to killing political figures on sight yet.
I should have been a plumber.
"I love old things. They make me feel sad." "What's good about sad?" "It's happy, for deep people."
In Tokyo, the act of tossing stray cats to celebrate a wedding is not illegal, though frowned upon in some circles.
100% of smokers DIE!
I wouldn't care if you were out there pole-dancing all night, as long as you did it with a little integrity!
In space, nobody can hear you say, 'Hey, Pokey, let's go on an adventure!'
"Well", the old man said to me, "It was the Holocaust. I guess you had to be there."
To those who insist that foul language is a sign of a weak vocabulary, FUCK YOU!
Well, I'll be darned... I guess he does have a license to do that.
This game is incredibly annoying.
Death be thy compass.
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