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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Between the vampires and the werewolves, security detail was covered.
According to prophecy, and also CNN, a Mac tablet will completely obliterate the need for other gadgets. Combining the features of a MacBook, an iPhone, a Kindle and God, it will herald the end of days.
Can't you see I'm walking barefoot on scalding tiles of radioactive pearl? There's a god, in burning shackles! He lifts his awful, star-maned head and says... says...
Latin is a language as dead as it can be, first it killed the Romans and now it's killing me.
Not to brag, but I can still fit in my culturally defined gender roles from high school.
Trust Ivanova. Trust yourself. Anybody else, shoot 'em.
I love fishes, 'cause they're so delicious!
Knowledge is power. Guard it well.
Nobody likes an angry bunny.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Probably the most difficult decision real humans have to make is whether something is necessarily brutal or unnecessarily brutal. I wish there was something funny about that, but there you have it.
Give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. Teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt.
If you want to be a Raelet, you gotta let Ray.
When in Rome; burn it.
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