Your role might be thankless, but if you're willing to give your all, you might just bring success to those who outlast you.
We need the Internet because the Internet has made life so complicated it requires reference material which we have to find on the Internet.
"I am both APPALLED and INTRIGUED, and I hate myself for my emotional conflict!" "Yup, that's porn for ya!"
Douchecanoe? I keep your vagina smelling wonderful and you can go kayaking with me? What the fuck is not to love?