Listen, you little psycho, this is Will's wife, and if I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants won't work, and then I'll go crazy, and I'll kill you.
If you believe in light, it's because of obscurity. If you believe in joy, it's because of sadness. And if you believe in God, it's because of the Devil.
At the Battle of the Line there was only one human captain who fired on the Minbari fleet and survived. He is behind me. You are in front of me. I suggest that you be elsewhere.
Every time a rich, white, disaffected suburbanite has sex outside of marriage, God electrocutes a hobbit.
Because past a certain age, casual sex is like recreational heroin — it doesn't stay recreational for long.
What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you expect with peace running wild all over the place? You know what the trouble with peace is? No organization.
Every day is a gift that God has made especially for you. And if it's a crappy day you can't take it back because it was custom-made by God.