Maybe he only wanted you to think that he loved you in order to force you to confront the truth of your own finity, thus also bringing you into an awareness of the processes by which you, a dense construct of carbon, iron, and water were created; the fusion of atomic stellar particles... and thereby simultaneously bringing you into an awareness of your own infinity. That is the sound of one hand clapping.
It makes no difference what men think of war, said the judge. War endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him.
Sure I love you! Like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and anyone else's is we know ours is a sham.
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
What do you do with a drunken yuppie? What do you do with a drunken yuppie? What do you do with a drunken yuppie early in the mornin'? Beat him up and steal his money! Beat him up and steal his money! Beat him up and steal his money early in the mornin'!
It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: 'Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!' That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, 'Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as shit! We all know that.' And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.