Y'know how KFC isn't Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore... just KFC? The Knowledge Flayers Council bought out the chain and changed the name so they could apply their sympathetic magic, and now every one of those joints is an altar attuned to their cause... while the unsuspecting masses worship. Of course, before they could do it, they had to kill off the Colonel first... and at two hundred and fifty years old, he must have had a couple tricks up his sleeve. But they got him, and to the victor goes the spoils.
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This quote was added November 29, 2007.