Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" — she always called me Elwood — "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.
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submitted by FussyNitpicker, September 30, 2015
Elwood P. Dowd, in Harvey (1950)
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