I was out walking with my four-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs," I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh..." I was thinking quickly. "All Mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy." We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh... I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly," I replied, with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
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This quote was added November 29, 2007.