If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.
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submitted by PopeSnarky, November 1, 2009
Spike, "School Hard", Buffy the Vampire Slayer 203
This quote was added November 29, 2007.