I touched her hand. Her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I got some boob! ALGEBRA'S AWESOME!
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submitted by Grizzly, August 30, 2014
This, and many other un-attributed quotes, are from various works of Aloysius Permistopheles MacGillicudy.
This quote was added November 29, 2007.