As I touched the Fleshlight's supple lips, my doubts faded: finally, an always-available vagina! A vagina that didn't come with any of the annoying phrases I'd heard so many times in my life! (By which I mean "I'm tired", "I have a headache", and "I screwed your cousin Jeff while you were out buying nachos".)
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This quote was added November 29, 2007.