Son to a biscuit salesman and an aunt, Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno starts an early pirating career by combining his inborn psi gifts of psychokinesis, Freudian psychoanalysis, clairvoyance, teleportation, Husserlian Phenomenology, astral travel, time travel, Historical Materialism and Earth-shattering powers of supreme might, resulting in an awkward, yet pleasing psionic Marxist philosophy called Critical Theory. Through the powers of Critical Theory, Adorno enthralls his former classmate and oviduct, Max Horkheimer, and, by sucking his brain dry (like an Illithid!), forces him to join Adorno in his twisted acts of unbelievably foul ninja cruelty. If once you start down the path of Critical Theory, forever will it dominate your destiny.
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This quote was added November 29, 2007.