Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.
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submitted by PopeSnarky, August 30, 2013
Nina Bargiel, with one article substitution; https://twitter.com/slackmistress/statuses/195721276353036288
This quote was added March 4, 2013.