Because on R'lyeh, they don't accept American Express.
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submitted by SylphofLight, April 11, 2016
Unknown quote origin - R'lyeh refers to a fictional city lost in the South Pacific first represented in H.P. Lovecraft's "The Call of Cthulhu".
This quote was added November 29, 2007.