I realized, while looking at knickknacks on my mother's shelf, that I quietly separate all tiny statues into "Usable as a murder weapon" and "too light to use as a murder weapon", as judged by sufficient heft. I realized this to my horror when I was hefting a ceramic Baby Jesus and quietly thought, "Insufficient".
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This quote was added December 21, 2008.