Okay, you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my Boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington, S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right: Shop smart, shop S-Mart. You got that?
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submitted by Drealien, October 7, 2010
Bruce Campbell as Ash in Army of Darkness
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