It's looking like they're not going to start calling you the Double-Dustpan Killer until you kill someone with a pair of dustpans.
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submitted by SylphofLight, August 24, 2014
The quote is from the horoscope for Cancer during the week of July 9, 2003, from parody news website The Onion.
This quote was added November 29, 2007.