The hammer is my penis.
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submitted by SylphofLight, April 14, 2016
From the character Captain Hammer (played by Nathan Fillion) in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: the 2008 comedy-drama miniseries created by Joss, Zack, and Jed Whedon, and Maurissa Tancharoen.
This quote was added August 28, 2008.