If I ever got to meet someone from another planet... I don't know what I would ask them. I mean, there's millions of questions. The secrets of the universe might be at our fingertips. A perspective on the universe that's completely different from ours... ... I'd probably fuck him. Him or her or it. I'd have sex with him. I mean, just for the anecdote. Just to have something to say at parties. Or when people start telling their naughty stories. "I fucked two guys once..." "Really? I fucked a Jupitarian." "What's that?" "Guy from Jupiter. Let him fuck me in the ass. Wasn't all that."
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This quote was added November 29, 2007.