No gods anywhere play chess. They haven't got the imagination. Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
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submitted by PartyBanana, June 3, 2014
Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters (Discworld book 6)
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