All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down — with the lemons!
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submitted by SylphofLight, March 11, 2014
Cave Johnson - Portal 2 (2011)
This quote was added May 31, 2011.