FACT: DUCK SEX IS THE WORST. It is violent and profoundly bizarre — think rape as designed by Rube Goldberg — and scientific descriptions of it involve phrases like "ballistic penis", "corkscrew", and "decoy vaginas" (which last will also be appearing as a villain in the next Metal Gear Solid game). Also, sometimes one of the ducks is dead.
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This quote was added October 1, 2013.