It's too cold to wear a dress. God doesn't want me to feel pretty. He's afraid I'll realize I can do better.
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submitted by SylphofLight, April 11, 2016
From page 508 of the thrice-weekly webcomic A Softer World (February 2003-June 2015), by Emily Horne and Joey Comeau.
This quote was added December 7, 2009.