The relatively harmless euphemism "Gosh" is actually a conspiracy by a secret society, determined to dethrone God and replace him with a puppet-deity beneath their complete control. Wince every time you hear a curse on Leave It To Beaver, for the Cleavers are singing the hymnals of the almighty Gosh.
In Blythe, California, a city ordinance declares that a person must own at least two cows before he can wear cowboy boots in public.
On the whole, he had enjoyed himself very much down there in Hell, and he insisted that the devils were not such bad fellows after all.
The quality of an application is the programmer's responsibility. The programmer's sanity is the language's responsibility.
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed.