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Engineers will soon restore power and water to your area, so you'll have hours of hard sledgehammer work ahead of you to get it back the way you like it.
"How many tentacles has Great Cthulhu got?" "Too many."
I think up ciphers to trace onto your skin because it doesn't feel safe to just say I love you.
Veni, veni, veni.
You have to turn me on, and it's hard, 'cause I'm a cold-blooded bitch.
Never stick your dick in a pudding — it might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one is going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT.
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