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Remember: it may take a village to raise a child, but, as U.S. Air Force recruiters have known for years now, it takes only one child to raze a village.
Candle-lightus, Barry-Whitus, Girl-Excitus!
There are no girls on the internet.
Childhood ends the moment you realize that you're going to die.
You can get much further with a kind word and a loaded gun than you can with just a kind word.
What is purple and commutes? A boolean grape.
Look at me, Cliff. Listen to me. Love means nothing at all. Life means nothing at all.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
Ma'am, please stop crying. I can't interrogate you while you're crying.
The only thing we leave behind when die is fear.
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