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Whenever Chaos sends me out on a mission, he says please, and after I get back I get a cookie. Could life be any better?
She was the kind of person who, like God, creates others in her own image and, when they fail to behave as the image ought, labels them disingenuous.
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
You are done for — a living dead man — not when you stop loving but stop hating. Hatred preserves: in it, in its chemistry, resides the "mystery" of life. Not for nothing is hatred still the best tonic ever discovered, for which any organism, however feeble, has a tolerance.
My muffin hasn't had a cherry since 1939.
To look up and not down, to look forward and not back, to look out and not in, and to lend a hand.
I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into the musical as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused, then furious!
I love you and you are breaking my heart.
That's the last time I stick my penis in a shoggoth!
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