"Why should I make up a story when I know the truth?" "Because the truth is always either terrible or boring."
But there's no need to go around believing it, we'd all be in trouble if we went around believing everything.
One should not court another man's wife if one wishes to avoid a sticky fate. You heard it here first.
The beach is a great place to relieve the soul-crushing stress you build up in the traffic going to the beach.
I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Under modern conditions any effective invitation to Hell will certainly appear in the guise of scientific planning.