Make it? Make what? The team? The girl? Make good? Make do? Make out? Make sense? Make money? Make time? Define your terms. The Latin for "make" is "facere", which always reminds me of "fuckere", which is Latin for "to fuck". And I haven't been getting shit in that department lately.
Your amazing gift for cloying preachiness and bad timing continues this week when a blind orphan girl helps you discover the true meaning of Christmas.
Side effects of legitimate rape may include depression, nausea, insomnia, bruising, and accusations that you're just being hysterical.