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I became a doctor to meet women. They love my stethoscope, my grey eyed lust as I whisper, "what would you do to live?"
I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that.
I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I'd look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this.
Further proof that if you want people to listen to any inane babble that comes out of your mouth, get a boob job.
True. You owe your life to dental hygiene.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that ain't amore. That's the peyote kickin' in... just go with it.
It's a moral imperative.
The one nymphomaniac you know just thinks of you as a friend.
What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite.
If Clinton were tried in a court of law for sexual harassment, half the jury would want to see him hung, and the other half of the jury would have already had that honor.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly.
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