Your testicular shrinky moment is worthless! You have invoked an evil older than man! Older than croutons! Now I feed! Bloody fuck-monkey! Refuse my request of love? Here this blood feud ends! Granpappy! Granpappy, rub me feets! Me feets, Granpappy!
I'm more a kill-everything-that-moves type of guy who tries to figure out what the hell happened once the corpses hit the floor.
When I move somewhere new I have to go door to door and tell people to keep their kids away from me because I'm a pedophobe.
Some say Kara is embroiled in too many relationships, but she thinks there's nothing wrong with sorting out your social calendar with algorithms and spreadsheets. She's so organised other people ring her up to ask what they're doing with their partners. And she tells them.