Decades of physical and mental torture have left you psychologically shattered? I hear my penis is great for that.
Inspiration is the great con of art. You want inspiration? Work harder the day before so you know where to start today.
What's green and red and green and red and green and red? A kobold in a blender. Or just about any combat situation.
The unthinkable harm we have done one another is the foundation of our intimacy. As I believe is the case in many relationships.
It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: 'Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!' That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, 'Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as shit! We all know that.' And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.