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Coitus ergo sum.
I worked for your father twelve years and it was just one long parade of poontang.
Anyone else here an agent of a clandestine specialized covert operation and forgot to
bring it up
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
Love is the wisdom of fools and the folly of the wise.
Why are shape-shifting soldiers from another dimension stealing frozen heads?
Trust is logical.
We're just God's grass. We get burned and He gets a high, man.
Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him.
The idea of trying to limit my intellectual explorations to the clean, safe, normal, and possible...
I don't know about other men, but I swear, if I had the chance, I would respect you
resent you, night and day and day and night!
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