Poe's Law: It is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that can't be mistaken for the real thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you: Do you think you are descended from... apes? From filthy animals, covered in fur, hair all over their body? Hair that grows back, even if we spend hours each day removing, one by one, any offending follicles from our face or chest or, worst, back? With tweezers or, dare I say, more painful methods like harsh depilatory creams or sugar waxing? FULL BRAZILIAN?
I'm a feminist, OK? I would never ever go to a strip club. I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be Equality. But I'm willing to sacrifice all that I've worked for just to put a smile on your perverted little face.